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[thebetterluthor]

Come play with Lena here, AU, crosscanon and canon welcome

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Hope this is okay I just love you Lena

[the_batgirl]

Hey do you have a private plane ready to take off at a moments notice?

Awww thank you your Barbra is awesome too!

[thebetterluthor]

Yes...dare I ask why?

Re: Awww thank you your Barbra is awesome too!

[the_batgirl]

Oh, I don't need it or anything

I just want to make sure my "life as Lena Luthor" fantasy is accurate

Re: Awww thank you your Barbra is awesome too!

[thebetterluthor]

I see doing research are we?

[the_batgirl]

Uh yeah, got to have accurate daydreams

I was wondering if I was Lena Luthor and if I had a plane where would I jump on it and go right now?

[thebetterluthor]

And where did you decide on?

[the_batgirl]

Uhhh

Big Belly Burger 😓

[thebetterluthor]

At least tell me it was the one in Paris?

[the_batgirl]

They have a Big Belly Burger in Paris?!

But no it was the one around the corner and I did Uber Eats because I didn't want to put pants on

[thebetterluthor]

Yes...they have caviar burgers they are horrible and expensive.

I've never actually done that.

[the_batgirl]

Seriously?!

You’ve never just not had the energy to put pants back on after you’ve taken them off?

[thebetterluthor]

Anyone that tells you caviar is something you should eat...is very...very wrong. It's a mouthful of squishy salt.

I've never been able to relax like that before....I'm a Luthor...Luthors don't do.....no pants.

[the_batgirl]

That makes me want to vomit and sounds like it ruins a good burger 😡

Oh Lena

You are missing out on the glory that is getting home, flinging your bra off, and kicking pants across your bedroom. It’s so freeing.

[thebetterluthor]

Just flinging my clothes everywhere would make me twitchy

[the_batgirl]

Well then you could gather them up and fold them neatly.

Definitely don't want you twitchy.

[thebetterluthor]

Doesn't that as Kara puts it defeat the purpose of telling the world to screw itself.

I am trying to loosen up.

[the_batgirl]

I don't think so, because then you're letting something else dictate how you tell the world to screw itself.

Because you want to and think it will be good for you or because everyone else wants you to?

[thebetterluthor]

Oh I'm sure the world will be thrilled if I loosen up or they'll just judge me more for it.

[the_batgirl]

Then just do what you want to do and screw what anyone else thinks.

You're super brilliant and kind and funny and gorgeous and rich. Do you however you want to.

[thebetterluthor]

I wish I could.....all I want is to help people but being connected to my brother has made that hard.

[the_batgirl]

Yeah, I get that.

And I'm sorry it's made it harder for you to help people, I can tell that's all you want to do. But I think because of you "Luthor" will have a positive connotation in history and your brother will be a weird footnote.

20 years from now someone on reddit will be all "TIL that the brilliant philanthropist/genius/badass Lena Luthor had a nutcase brother" who was an evil dick.

[thebetterluthor]

Barbra have I ever mentioned how much your faith in me means...because it does. A lot.

[the_batgirl]

Really?

[She is so glad Lena can't see her blushing right now. Bats are not supposed to do things like blush.]

Well I'm glad. It doesn't feel like faith to me though, more like fact.

[thebetterluthor]

I consider it faith. Sometimes even someone as smart as I am needs a voice of reason...and for me that's you.

Kara is my voice of emotion.

[the_batgirl]

Making me blush over here!

A Super, a Bat, and a Luthor! That's an unstoppable team/friendship!